Thursday, December 15, 2011

How does Superman cut his nails?

Nails are tougher than skin. But superman's skin is invulnerable and therefore his nails must be even tougher. So how does he trim his nails. Does he bite them with his teeth?|||they wear out during use, usually while tearing through the flesh of his innocent victims|||Dear Attatu:





"The Superboy Legend", published in the 1960's in "Superboy" magazine, addressed that and other Frequently Asked Questions. Here is the explanation:





According to the classical legend, Superboy's hair and nails are just as invulnerable as any other part of his body, and therefore cannot be cut or trimmed. However, this does not matter, as neither his hair nor his nails will grow (except to conform to his overall physical growth) under a yellow sun such as Earth possesses.





And there you have it.





Flash Kellam|||With a special kryptonite lightsaber.





Congrats, this is the 1000th question I've answered on this account. *Pops the cork on a bottle of celebratory champagne*|||his scrotum acts as a natural nail file because of the skins super toughness, every time he scratches his balls it keeps his nails short... because he's super efficient|||Just Think about it... There is Not ONE Single Comic book showing Superman Ever Trimming his nails because His Nails are made of Steel, And Steel Does Not Grow!


Therefore He has No Need to trim his nails.|||The same way he gets his haircut and his daily shave.



Find out how he does that and you have the answer.



.|||You also have to wonder how he cuts his hair.|||Chuck Norris bites them for him.|||Nail clipper?|||Lmao|||What does this have to do with R and S???

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